The absolute waste of time "Impeachment" hearing is officially underway.
Come on you terrorist-loving prick Democrats. We all know that you're doing everything you can to smear Trump's name to lower his chances of re-election.
Good for us, it doesn't matter how much you scream or how hard you kick, good ol' 45 is staying for another 4 years whether you like it or not.
But I digress.
It's my duty as a red-blooded American patriot to give you real updated on the impeachment trial, so let's get this shit show on the road.
Let's break down Day 1 of Kangaroo Court before the loony left tries to skew the truth, per usual.
- The top US diplomat for Ukraine, William B. Taylor, stated in his bulls#!t testimony that "a trusted source" told him that President Trump was more concerned about the Bidens than Ukrainian matters.
- A senior State Department Official in charge of Ukrainian policy, Georgy P. Kent, revealed in his testimony that Rudy Giuliani was promoting smear campaigns against the US Ambassador to Ukraine with the purpose of creating reason to lead "politically motivated investigations".
- Unsurprisingly, Republicans unanimously agreed that the testimonies were all he-said-she-said horses#!t and deemed their claims unreliable. (Shocker)
- Standing up for the President and democracy, top Reublican on the Intelligence panel Devin Nunes accussed these commies of conspiring together to makeup lies about the President, teaming up together in an attempt to smear Trump's name.
- Republicans then took the opportunity to remind the trial that all allegations brought against the President thus far have been complete lies and unproven.
- To top it off, President "Monster Nuts" Trump didn't even bother to watch the trial, calling it 'a new hoax'.
Without missing a step, the Democrats proved yet again that they're a bunch of bumbling fools grasping for straws, while the President continues to prove that he has the largest pair of balls on Earth.
What do you think of this crock of s#!t trial?
Let me know in the comments!
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