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Border Wall Update: Trump Adds $7.2b to Construction

Border Wall Update: Trump Adds $7.2b to Construction

As the loony liberals and dumb dems scramble to do everything they can to let illegal immigrants into our country, President "Massive Balls" Trump is putting his proverbial foot down on the border.

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Explained: Trump Strikes Back Against Iran

Explained: Trump Strikes Back Against Iran

Remember earlier this week when President Trump said something along the lines of, "...should Iran strike any U.S. person or target, the United States will quickly & fully strike back, & perhaps in a disproportionate manner."?

Yeah, well Iran tried to strike back, but were too busy staring at the hot goats walking by to notice that their missiles were mostly defective.

And as promised, President Trump is disproportionally striking back.

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Iran Threatens the US, Trump Boldly Responds

Iran Threatens the US, Trump Boldly Responds

Directly after President Trump's drone strike escorted terrorist leader Soleimani to his 72 virgins in the afterlife (by the way, is it ever specified if they're male or female virgins...?), the Iranian government was stupid enough to hurl outrageous and unfounded threats to the United States and President Trump personally.

Unlike the blue-bellied coward that held office before him, President "Huge Balls" Trump did not roll over and take it; he took immediate and massive action.

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Trump Killing Top Iranian General, Explained

Trump Killing Top Iranian General, Explained

President Trump defends his actions, saying his actions stopped an inevitable war

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