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INNOCENT: All Charges Dropped Against President Trump

INNOCENT: All Charges Dropped Against President Trump

And the verdict is...

PELOSI IS A COMMUNIST!

MITT ROMNEY IS A TURNCOAT!

TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT!

 

 

***LIVE FEED OF THE PRESIDENT ATTACKING COMMUNIST SLEEPER CELLS***


What will go down as the most easily predicted political event in history, Donald "My Wife is Hotter Than Yours" Trump, 45th President of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of this Earth, was found not guilty on both articles of impeachment just moments ago.


The only pussy b!#ch who turned his back on America was Mitt Romney, but good ol' Trump Jr. hit the reason right on the head:

 


Okay... that's enough of that bull$#!t.

I've wasted days combing through pointless whining of Democrats, Nancy Pelosi Lizard Person theories, and AOC memes throughout this Impeachment process.

I'm done. You should be too, and rightfully so.
Based off of my analysis of Democratic behavior the past few months, here are my top predictions of what the Democrats will kick and scream about next:

  1. President Trump created the Coronavirus to stifle China's economy.

  2. Melania Trump is a robot sex slave.

  3. President Trump rigged the Super Bowl.

  4. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

  5. Obama was an American citizen.

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