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3 Border Features You Didn't Know Trump Is Implementing

3 Border Features You Didn't Know Trump Is Implementing

The President has had to jump thru a lot of hoops, overcome many obstacles, and deal with innumerable criticisms to finally get his vision of a secure American border up and running.

But what do we know about his idea for a border besides that he wants a giant wall? Well, he's had some pretty impressive ideas that the media doesn't want to report on, so I think it's about time you were filled in on some of 45's lesser known border wall implementations.

Medieval Moat

 

 

 

You read that right; President Trump wants a moat around the border. Not just any moat mind you, but a moat filled with poisonous snakes & alligators, just like in the movies.

He has prompted aides to seek a cost estimate, and honestly there's a reason why this idea hasn't left human history, and that reason is that it works. I mean come on, that's a serious deterrent for anyone to get anywhere near the wall.

 

Shooting Migrants in the Legs

 

 

 

Although shooting and killing migrants is considered illegal, shooting and injuring them is a grey area. 

Think about it for a moment; injure a potentially violent criminal from coming into the country and harming your family, or yell at him to please stop... yeah, I'll go with the former too. We all know that Mexico isn't bringing their best.

 

The Wall is Composed of Mega-Hot Metal

 

 

 

To top it off, the wall itself will be composed of materials designed specifically to retain heat. If you've ever been to southern Texas in summertime, you'll know how hot the pavement can get... 

Now imagine that heat being transferred to material that is specifically designed to retain this massive amount of heat. Yeah, it gets really freakin' hot. 

The President was even quoted as saying, "You can fry an egg on that wall!"

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What do you think about these features? Too much or just enough?

Let me know in the comments!

Together we can Keep America Great,

Dan
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